My life is ridiculous. Doesn't everyone say that, though?
Last night was incredible. Incredible in the sense that i can hardly believe it.
Fact: I'm a 24 virgin. My sexual experience includes kissing some 4 men.
Last night I go on the second date with the Canadian. We go out to dinner in some fine dining resturaunt where dishes are served on rustic wooden boards. We got the vegetarian dish with wine. Afterward we went to a jazz cocnert (very good) and held hands.
How touching.
We're leaving and he says,
this might be forward of me but would you like to come up and see my place before I move out?
I say sure.
Fuck it, right? I'm so curious by this point as to what it is exactly the rest of my generation is up to.
We go upstairs. Dawdle around, get to his room. He looks at me and I think I'm going to skip that awkward moment-throw my purse on his bed-and proceed to kiss him.
And then we're topless, rolling around his bed-me with no previous experience-is working very hard to appear natural and confident.
I'd like to take your pants off-if that's alright
he says.
Yeah. He said that.
He does. And suddenly everything is out. One problem. He can't get er in. You know what. I'm not telling him I'm a virgin. I jsut want to see what happens. I guess a part of me has given up on everything because I am detached and jsut watching us roll around. Watching him go down...and come back up...and I'm going down...and come back up. And things I've never done before are quickly get checked off one by one. At 1am I leave. Not quite the Big Bang, but close.
Home. I can't get in. The door won't open. The doorknob is retarded. After 15 minutes I'm in. My new roomy with whom I signed a lease last Thursday informs me that she is moving to DC. Charming. I'm fucked. How am I going to find a new roommate?
We're chatting about this, I need a smoke. So we go outside so I can smoke. Afterward we're locked out of the apartment. I have keys but it's the doorknob. It won't fucking open. So I'm outside at 4am standing on handrails above a set of stairs tryign to get the window guards loose but they're stuck. We try the door again, after some 15 more minutes I get it open.
And then I get my period.
